Glamourous Beauty & Trash

unamusedsloth:

The air-picking powers are strong with this one.
nevver:

Design Crush
nikoguardia:

Rockwell meets Bob’s
nevver:

G  D
blazepress:

This guy knows what’s up.
thisistheglamorous:

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD YOUR MIND BLOWN?
I’ll tell you when the last time my mind was blown: when I used my new OXO Good Grips Flip and Fold Omelet Turner. You may be saying, “David, how many omelets are you eating that necessitate a separate utensil?” This impulse buy was like getting the key to universe for under $10. If you’re using this spatula just for omelets, that’s like having the nicest car in the world and only using it to drive to the store to pick up bread.
Tortillas? Son-of-a-bitches flipped.
Pudding? Scrapped every last damn bit from the bowl; none lost.
Enchiladas? Removed everyone without spilling shit.
Eggs? Moved and removed with fucking class.
I’m already thinking about all the things I’m going to use it for: flipping pancakes, removing waffles from the waffle maker, getting all the pieces right for those breakfast sandwiches I like to make, removing cookies from the baking sheet, getting all the dough out of the food processor, pulling out bread loaves from the pan, scratching my back when Kelly isn’t looking. If it needs to be scrapped, picked up, or flipped and it’s food, get ready for the OXO Good Grips Flip and Fold Omelet Turner to be up in your business.
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(Also, Kelly bought me new speakers for my stereo, they are absolutely perfect for me, sound incredible, and I’m eternally grateful. I would mention the speakers, but I couldn’t think of silly jokes for them.)

I have this and it’s true… It’s perfect.
frienderbender:

Morrissey tryin to calm his party tit
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